- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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