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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

how do you win a game try your best

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How about that airline food?

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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