- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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