here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Nickelback.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

knock knock go away!!!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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