Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

su algato es en fuego

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A miserable man committed suicide.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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