- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

The New York Giants

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock knock.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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