- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Get up Look in the mirror

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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