what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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