What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Alchohol.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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