- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Wenis Penis

Women's Rights

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Good job, son.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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