- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Weaner

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

watch me nae nae

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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