Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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