- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

hi penis ham telephone

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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