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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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what are you mike bibby?

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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