- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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