What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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