I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Your mums a potato

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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