What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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women's rights.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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