how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Flowers are colors Love me

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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