Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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