What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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