- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Granny porn!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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