- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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