What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Womans baksetball...

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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