- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's long and black? A long and black object.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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