Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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matt is fat

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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