- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Brain fart

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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