- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red, yup.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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