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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A pope meets another one

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

read this sentence again.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Sarah Palin.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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