- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

who do we all like george goodburn

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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