- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

the NAACP

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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