- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

there was once a jew

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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