What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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