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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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