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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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