knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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