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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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