If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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