- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the man say to the other man? hey

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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