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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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