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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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