- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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