- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Knock knock. Its open.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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