James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Fat? Jesse Z

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

hey hey apple

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats green? The color green.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A man walked into a bar owch

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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