What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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cory

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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