- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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