- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

A bar walks into a man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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