A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Fat? Jesse Z

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Whats green? The color green.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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hey hey apple

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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