Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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