Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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