- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

The New York Giants

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

WOw you have no life

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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