- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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homosexual rights to marriage

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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