What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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