- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Face...the other white meat!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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