- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

penisvaginaorgasm

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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