What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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