- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

hola said the chinese man

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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