- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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