- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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