Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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