Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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HELLO EVERYONE

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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I went to work today....

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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