Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Michael Brown

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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