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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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