- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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