Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Brain fart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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