- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Sloths

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Wenis Penis

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A man walks into a bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Pickle

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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