Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

No soap radio

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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