what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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