Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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