- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

every knight i see an owl at window

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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