Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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ure mama's so fat

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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