What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Poop

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the old man say? Im old

Racial equality.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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