Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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