- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Poop

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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