"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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