What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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