A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Obama = ebola

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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