How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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cory is gay

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Anti Joke

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