What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Sloths

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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