Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Yo mama so fat.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Once upon a time, The end.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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