- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

womens rights.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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