Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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