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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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