Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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