Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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