Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Small Penis.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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