What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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George W. Bush

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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