Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What is 9+10? 19

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Anti Joke

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