Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Granny porn!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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