- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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