- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

knock knock go away!!!

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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