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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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