A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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one of the idiot

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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lol

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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