whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Dumbledore dies.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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