- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A gay man watches football.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

yolo your orange looks orange

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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