Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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