A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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T u r n i p s

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Homo say what?

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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