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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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