Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Democracy.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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