- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Black people having a Job.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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