- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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