- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Women's rights.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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