This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Anyone can post anything.

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