What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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hers a joke... japanese people

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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