- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

The chickens have become self-aware!

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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