Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

united we sit, cause we're fat

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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