- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

how do you win a game try your best

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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