- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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