You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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