what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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