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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A man did not like this site

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

You should read the Terms of Service.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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