- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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