matt is fat

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

a chinese man pays the full price

are you saying pam, or pan?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What is funnier than 24 69

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