Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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