The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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