What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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