How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Anti Joke

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