- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A Duck walks into a bar.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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